By Coach Dave Daubenmire

Most Christian pastors are woosies. There. I said it.

The compromised, weak, love-only messages emanating from the pulpits of America are responsible for the full bore, full steam ahead, in-your-face-assault on everything Christian in the nation.

The pulpits have preached a woosie Jesus and have filled America’s churches with weak, compromised men.

I am sorry if this offends some of you weak, nicer-than-Jesus followers of Him, but the Truth is the Truth no matter how much it stings.

Is it any wonder that the average beer drinking, NASCAR loving, face-painting football fanatic wants nothing to do with team Jesus?

Let me ask you a question…if you were not already saved, what is it about Christianity than would draw you to wanting to join team Jesus?

The “Praise the Lord! Jesus loves you brother! Who am I to judge” bilge does not resonate with those outside the safe confines of most of America’s churches. As the Apostle Paul warned us “For if the trumpet gives an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?” Will someone please blow the damn trumpet!!

Most of the messages are self-focused, soft, and geared towards women and men who act like women. It is almost as if testosterone went out the door with messages of hell and damnation.

If you were a non-Christian male in today’s society, what is it about Christianity that would make you want to become one? There is a reason why the stadiums are full and the churches are empty.

A few years ago, I was working hard to disciple a friend and finally, after having had enough of my overtures, he honestly and forcibly said to me:

Dave, I think the world of you and what you believe but I do not want to talk about Jesus any more. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN LOOSING MY BALLS!”

Boom. That is it, is it not? Christianity has lost its balls. Why would any man want to become a Christian if it means losing his stones?

We need to make Christianity MASCULINE again.

Have you been watching what is going on with Harrison But-kicker the Kansas City Chiefs kicker who called for more masculinity in America today? You know, love your wife, raise a family, be a stay-at-home Mom, have more kids, the kind of values the American church used to support?

Of course, that was pre-Travis Kelce bowing to every whimper of his feministic, lion-taming, Jezebel, Taylor Swift. Kelce did not publicly support his But-kicking teammate during the feminist onslaught. In fact, he is playing on the other team…Taylor’s team. Listen to this dolt.

At least now we know that a punter is more of a man than Kelce. Evidently Travis Kelce is one of those soft-men that my buddy was talking about when he told me he didn’t want to lose his stones.

Look. If we are ever to get this ship called America righted, we must Make America Masculine Again.

Did you know that they once asked Jesus who was the greatest Christian to walk the earth? His response was shocking and a real indictment of where we find ourselves. Jesus responded:

And as they departed, Jesus began to say unto the multitudes concerning John, What went ye out into the wilderness to see? A reed shaken with the wind? But what went ye out for to see? A man clothed in soft raiment? behold, they that wear soft clothing are in kings’ houses. But what went ye out for to see? A prophet? yea, I say unto you, and more than a prophet. For this is he, of whom it is written, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee. Verily I say unto you, Among them that are born of women there hath not risen a greater than John the Baptist: notwithstanding he that is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he. And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.”

The Kingdom of God is under assault in America. We will never win the Spiritual war if TEAM JESUS is led by men who are shaken by reeds, dressed in fine linens, while hiding behind the pulpit in the church.

Harrison Butt-Kicker fired the first salvo over the bow of the feminist agenda. At what point will the soft-dressed American Christian leaders PUBLICLY get behind him?

War is not for sissies and America is at war. Thank God for men like Harrison Butt-Kicker!

It is time for all the Christian weenies to come out from hiding from the butchie, feminist women, and take our rightful place as the head of the home. America could use a more John the Baptists and less Joel O’Steens and his cadre of Prissy Pastors.

It is time to man-up my Christian brothers. Despite what you have been taught, it was gritty, gutsy, MEN who made America great. Your country and your King need you NOW!!

Take some time and read about the FAITH HALL OF FAME. Christin Testosterone is a good thing.

It is time we made Christianity Masculine again.